Clarity · Guide

DOGE for curious colleagues

Keep it short. Keep it unofficial. Keep it calm.

Workplace-safe explanations without turning lunch into a sales pitch.

Explain the joke origin, the real network, and the seed rule. Stop before tickers and tips.

Offer this site’s beginner path — not your personal bag story.

Refuse to advise their money. Point to ‘not financial advice’ if pressure rises.

Clarity at work is literacy, not recruitment.

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